Now no one said they had to be funny jokes right because I found definite gongs
Hope you enjoy though
Every morning after I wake up, the first thing I do is make my bed.
Tomorrow Iām returning this piece of junk to Ikea.
Breaking a leg during an auditionā¦
Ensures that you end up in the cast.
I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said, āHave a good day, son.ā
āDonāt call me son,ā I said. āYouāre not my dad.ā
He scratched his head and said, āNo, but I brought you up, didnāt I?ā.
What currency do they use in outer space?
Starbucks.
My wife always prefers the stairs, whereas I always like to take the elevator.
I guess we are raised differently.
A preacher, completing a temperance sermon, spoke with great fervor! āIf I had all the beer in the world, Iād throw it all into the river.??? With greater emphasis, he said, āAnd if I had all the wine in the world, Iād throw it all into the river.??? And finally he said, āAnd if I had all the whiskey in the world, Iād throw it all into the river, too!??? As he took his chair, the song leader stood and announced with a smile, āFor our closing hymn, let us sing number 365: āShall We Gather at the River.???
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Now no one said they had to be funny jokes right because I found definite gongs
Hope you enjoy though
Every morning after I wake up, the first thing I do is make my bed. Tomorrow Iām returning this piece of junk to Ikea.
Breaking a leg during an auditionā¦ Ensures that you end up in the cast.
I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said, āHave a good day, son.ā āDonāt call me son,ā I said. āYouāre not my dad.ā He scratched his head and said, āNo, but I brought you up, didnāt I?ā.
What currency do they use in outer space? Starbucks.
My wife always prefers the stairs, whereas I always like to take the elevator. I guess we are raised differently.
On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you? About nine and three quarters. Newbie Friendly Profile Joke #1
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A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"
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What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper.
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What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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A preacher, completing a temperance sermon, spoke with great fervor! āIf I had all the beer in the world, Iād throw it all into the river.??? With greater emphasis, he said, āAnd if I had all the wine in the world, Iād throw it all into the river.??? And finally he said, āAnd if I had all the whiskey in the world, Iād throw it all into the river, too!??? As he took his chair, the song leader stood and announced with a smile, āFor our closing hymn, let us sing number 365: āShall We Gather at the River.???